So recently I witnessed an argument between a man in a wheelchair and a fat person over who should get the disability parking space. It resulted in the fat woman pushing the guy in the wheelchair over, the guy grabbing onto her sweat pants in an attempt to stop her, the fat woman tripping over her now pulled down sweatpants, and the police arriving to beat and tazer anybody who wasn't white. Thankfully my white privilege was right where I left it, I showed it to the police and they even let me run the siren while they beat the minorities. I would have recorded it but as per regulation I don't record police to avoid confusing them into mistaking it for an assault weapon and liberating my body with bullet holes.
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