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Dayz couldn't run on that laptop G3K...

I've been doing a lot of research into the mind of a DayZ player and I believe I have come up with the perfect load for the beginning of the apocalypse.

Hatchet x1

Now, now, I know a lot of you are like "oh barbie, you silly bitch, what about bandages and flashlights and painkillers... wahhhh." SHUT THE FUCK UP! This is Z DAY and only the strong will survive. That's why I also propose that there only be one spawn point and that it is a maze built out of sandbags and barbwire with only one exit. This way each new spawn will have to earn the right to even begin their journey as a survivor. We don't want any pussies or directionally challenged Dee De Deees running around our world, do we? Thank you for considering my proposal to make Lingor Island a playground for real men.

TourGuideBarbie wrote:I've been doing a lot of research into the mind of a DayZ player and I believe I have come up with the perfect load for the beginning of the apocalypse.

Hatchet x1

Now, now, I know a lot of you are like "oh barbie, you silly bitch, what about bandages and flashlights and painkillers... wahhhh." SHUT THE FUCK UP! This is Z DAY and only the strong will survive. That's why I also propose that there only be one spawn point and that it is a maze built out of sandbags and barbwire with only one exit. This way each new spawn will have to earn the right to even begin their journey as a survivor. We don't want any pussies or directionally challenged Dee De Deees running around our world, do we? Thank you for considering my proposal to make Lingor Island a playground for real men.

i guess u take this game serisouly

Vito wrote:Dayz couldn't run on that laptop G3K...

Always shooting down my dreams!!!! Damn you mountain man!

TourGuideBarbie wrote:I've been doing a lot of research into the mind of a DayZ player and I believe I have come up with the perfect load for the beginning of the apocalypse.

Hatchet x1

Now, now, I know a lot of you are like "oh barbie, you silly bitch, what about bandages and flashlights and painkillers... wahhhh." SHUT THE FUCK UP! This is Z DAY and only the strong will survive. That's why I also propose that there only be one spawn point and that it is a maze built out of sandbags and barbwire with only one exit. This way each new spawn will have to earn the right to even begin their journey as a survivor. We don't want any pussies or directionally challenged Dee De Deees running around our world, do we? Thank you for considering my proposal to make Lingor Island a playground for real men.

LOL......awesome...I think this is best plan.

David did not post my whole idea so i refuse to vote.

TourGuideBarbie wrote:David did not post my whole idea so i refuse to vote.

Its your patriotic duty to vote sir.