I be need'in some help

[Johnski]

I was wondering if anyone in the clan can help me with this and has had hands on experience with any of these questions:

* Can you rearrange the keyboard so the keys are alphabetical?
* How can I block all e-mails from my manager?
* Could you make it so I don’t get any e-mails on Fridays?
* Can you install wireless computer access in my mobile home?
* My laptop was run over by a truck — what should I do?