Colonel's Introduction!!!

[Colonel]

Hi guys! I just want to take the time to introduce myself seeing as if I never formally did.

Okay, my name is Alvin and I'm Chinese. Trinity is my brother. My favorite sports are: football, basketball, tennis, table-tennis (ping-pong), soccer....just about anything involving balls! The length of my penis is 7in (9in when erect). My favorite lubricant is....******. My favorite fruits are bananas and apples. I love balancing chemical equations and doing math homework. But what I love most is Thompson's moan. I'm currently a Senior in high school and an active member of GSA club (Gay-straight alliance). In the future I hope to become the next Perez Hilton.

Looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you guys! Oh and Susan Boyle is my idol. Everyone should live a dream.

Perez Hilton right hurrrr!

[Jack]

Nice man! I was thinking that Trinity is a girl
I know more about you now...And I suprised (like )
And your Introduction funniest than mine
But u still awesome guy

[Imran]

wow nice intro Colonel, no doubt you are a super guy.. thanks for sharing